The most beautiful jokes

The most beautiful jokes

No more beautiful than the smile of stroking our lips, and touch our hearts, and our lives break with joy, this smile to erase the concerns and sorrows of what is salute, and Tnur Druba had been closed, and open new horizons. The smile may not mean much to some of those who overlooked the psychological effects and their implications of the whale, it may be a day full of quarrels and tensions and quarrels comes a joyful situation or funny event that cancels that day with all its pains and pains and grief to put their place with a beautiful smile. From here, we have mastered and created some of us in finding a way to "smile" only through them. Hence the comedies, the plays, the jokes, the dumps, the short films, the short clips, etc., all found or found for one purpose, Happy on someone's lips !. And in this subject we will talk about jokes as a means that does not need resources or equipment, so that it does not take a few minutes to begin to laugh hysterically continuous - if the joke is beautiful and according to her choice in the selection - but if he chose a joke we will draw a sad face (What's this?) Beginning What is humor? Jokes, jokes or hymns: They are a kind of folk literature that tells a small story or a position that is said / written / watched, in order to influence the recipient and make him smile. The jokes may be political, social, economic, or historical. - In the field of political humor: There was an example of the Arab-Israeli conflict. - The social joke: it is ridiculing criticism or hinting at a particular social position or casual qualities in a society. - The economic joke: It is a kind of jokes that ridicule the economic situation and economic issues affecting citizens - and finally the historical joke: are the jokes that were said about the ages and gone like the jokes that were said in the era of the Fatimid state. And now we will get out of this atmosphere a bit serious, and we will add a bit of fun and humor and humor on the subject and recall some of the nicest jokes: - once stuffed grass shirt because the birds stand on it. - A manicured brain ride his accident action - they asked a lawnmower: What is the best way to catch a rabbit? He replied: Imitating the voice of a carrot. - One love camp developed by the helicopter, the fan was disassembled, and the air conditioning was installed. * An ambulance sergeant in the war, carrying 35 people, heard on the radio that 30 people were killed. He stood and opened the door. He said: The five who are in the house are going down immediately. He said to the teacher: The lamp was burned by my side, professor - one of the films went to the best of Mfihash Fmihash but one. He went and covered his brother - a boy asks his father ... Is love blind? His father replied .. He said: Show your mother and you know - in one sleep late ........ Fat dream - Ntk took the sentence of life imprisonment .. It? .. Lashanha one death of laughter - once his father died died once His mother - one in seven and a boy named the father of a ship - in one drink Aldwa five minutes before the date of the surprise bacteria - in one inside the stadium and crane black flag why? The provision is encouraged. - Stupid entered the bathroom and did not come out why? Written on the bathroom door from the inside I pay !! - A chicken committed suicide and wrote in its will free Maji benefit you - one has two houses ... One inhabitant and the second reserve ... you know why !!? If someone says to him, he will destroy your house ......... He will live in the second house. The moon said to the sun, marry me. She said, "Do not say," Why do not you say that? Because you watch the night. Not all that goes on in your head. The head of the Ukrainian intelligence service, Shakhtoblakhov, in a donkey presenting Hamara's sermon, her father kicked him. The director of a mental hospital reported that one of the patients saved the life of another patient who threw himself in the river trying to commit suicide. He called him to his office and said to him: "Your heroic behavior and behavior make it imperative for us to allow you to return home, and unfortunately the man who saved him committed suicide by hanging himself with a rope." The patient said, "No, sir, he has not committed suicide. - Juha had a heavy neighbor and whenever he borrowed anything from Juha he did not return it to him and while he was joking in his house and if his neighbor knocked the door open the Juha and said to him neighbor informed me your donkey said to him Juha I have given my wife Aisha to the market I'm sorry if it was here to give it to you and if Balhamar exhausting his home His neighbor was lying to him, Juha said to him Juha angry and laugh Yagari lie me and believe Hamari - Mahashsh Rahh results in the exam was a failure, he began suffocating with his mother and said the whole year base Btlbi Wajaya the last two days Tidli !!! - The Arabic sentences that the scientists held: - * Same measurement but smaller Shui - * I do not want to swear but I swear to God Almighty .. - * Sleepy? .. I do not want to leave my time alone .. - * I walk in our seat, tired and I am walking - -
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