Ruling very funny

Ruling very funny

- The man loves the most complicated things in life, namely the woman - the fastest way to spread the subject of women ... the phone ... the Internet ... and if you hurry to publish, tell the woman that the subject is very secret. - Diplomacy is the art that makes you say to a ferocious dog: Hey, you are a cute dog so you find a chance to pick up a piece of stone. - Speak and you are angry, you will say the greatest talk you regret throughout your life. - Representation is the only lie that applauds people to its heroes. - If you have to talk about your feelings, do not bother your friends; but tell them to your enemies who will be happy to listen to them. - The most worried people in prison is the officer. Question: When do you congratulate someone if they are wrong? Answer: When he marries - human life is a book but few are those who know how to read more than one page of it. - Dear .. I often visit you and I do not find you .. Sign your conscience Savior - Man: No flesh eaten, nor skin wear, What is the sweetness of the tongue? - Beauty without agility, a hook without taste. - The bull is stuck from his horns, and the man is sticking to his words - The wealth of lawyers The folly of the litigants - The idiots alone are the unquestioned - Excellent way to reduce drinking before marriage Drink when you are sad after marriage Drink when you are happy - We spend four fifths of our lives at work Let's make the remaining five a comfortable and enjoyable life. - When a man accuses a woman of heartlessness, it is certainly a kidnapping of his heart - there are three ways to die Take a cigarette a day .. Will die ten years ago more than drink .. Will die 30 years ago I love someone honestly .. Will die every day - ... but what is greatest when it is in our minds - successful marriage is not based on utter candor; on the basis of wise silence - at the beginning of life and at the end we carry on our shoulders. - When your life becomes dark, pray with faith to God to free you from darkness, and if the darkness continues after the prayer, be sure that you did not pay the electricity bill. - There is no powder for decoration the most beautiful effect of happiness. - You wish: You are weak, you do: You
are strong then, wish and do not do, do and do not wish: You are a lover
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